DISCLAIMER::: FOR THE RECORD…. MY BLOG IS ON A TIMER! I AM NOT WRITING THIS AT WORK…. just sayin…
sooooo… this morning… (actually it was the day before yesterday morning) I jump in the shower and realize… I’m out of body wash! GRRRR… it’s 35 degrees .. and I don’t want to leave the warm water… but i do… I jump out, wrap myself in a towel and run down the hall to Donkey’s bathroom and and steal her bodywash…heee…heee… I jump back in the shower .. and start to wash…next thing I know… there’s a frosty cool sensation in my nether regions!!!! KINDA LIKE WASHING WITH A YORK PEPPERMINT PATTY!!! WHAT THE HELL!!
I rinse as fast as I can… OH.. I’m wide AWAKE NOW! I’ve been booby trapped!!!((( (who in the hell likes this stuff??)))) I think to myself…is this her way of keeping me from stealing her body wash??? UHHH RUDE MUCH! I finish my shower ..put the body wash back in her bathroom..like I never took it… but you bet your sweet ass I’m plotting… I’m thinking …itching powder or super glue…hmmmmm… maybe something with that ink that turns your lips blue for like a week!! I’m taking suggestions…. anyone???anyone???
OH…. I FELT THE SENSATION ALRIGHT!!!!