If I was a Wesen…..

Well… if you don’t watch Grimm you won’t really know what a Wesen is… but no matter.. here’s the Wiki link in case you want to expand your mind…LOL          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creatures_of_Grimm

If I was a Wesen I’d be a Unicorn… and I’d be pink… and i’d prance… NOT GALLOP… and every time I shook my head,  sparkles would fly all around me… I’d eat tiny little rainbows for breakfast..and I’d sleep on a cotton candy cloud..and music would follow me everywhere I went…. and my super power would be to travel wherever I wanted in the blink of an eye to bring joy to everyone in the world!…

BUT….I’M NOT A WESEN… I’m just an ill-mannered, Lonestar drinking, bad knee limping, broke ass, histrionic, DRAMA QUEEN… with a Unicorn mask I got for my birthday last year!

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